GREAT WISDOM
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not
lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not
walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The
journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be
irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.